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Tuesday, March 28, 2006


I regretted my experiment in "thinking out loud" the moment I asked my friend whether she would go to the poop festival if there was such a thing.


Blogger mimi said...

you know, with true friends you never have to say sorry.

9:42 PM  
Anonymous A Dog Named David said...

that post is superb.

12:02 AM  
Anonymous Pat Buchanon said...

For your information Jim, there IS actually a POOP FESTIVAL....It's called the Democratic National Convention. Check it out at your own peril.

1:29 PM  
Anonymous karl rove said...

shut up pat. i know a thing or two about the poop festival. and i should. my nickname's turd blossom.

3:14 PM  
Blogger Uber Mannlich said...

I don't believe that is the the real Pat Buchanan, mainly because I don't believe he would debase himself by using such disgraceful language, but also because his name is spelled incorrectly.

I think Karl Rove is real though.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Rush Limbaugh said...

Well the Democratic National Convention may be a helluva Poop Festival, but you can sure score heaps of Oxycontin there which helps make their POOP FESTIVAL a raucus and hilarious affair.

2:07 PM  
Anonymous bill o'reilly said...

Ah...the pleasures of the flesh.

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Rev. Fred Phelps said...

Me and my congregation shall show up at any funeral of any dead American because WE KNOW that GOD punishes any citizen of a nation that supports POOP FESTIVALS. DOWN WITH AMERICA!!!! DOWN WITH THE POOP FESTIVAL!!!!!!

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Pork of the Sea said...

Thats funny that you say that because there really is a pastor that is protesting at soldier's funerals, and he sounds crazy too. Have you heard about him? What a nut job.

4:36 PM  
Anonymous nutello said...

nut job.

as a kiddo, a bowel movement was called a "job"

nut job.


10:01 AM  
Blogger gian said...

Jim, you openned a can of turds with this one.

3:09 PM  
Blogger marshall p said...

are you kidding? everyone loves a poop festival.

3:10 PM  
Blogger Jim Weed said...

This really did open up a can of rat turd.

5:05 PM  
Anonymous Wolfgang Puck said...

I always like to include as many peanuts and kernals of corn as possible in all of the dishes I prepare in my restaurants.

This contributes to the perfect marbled texture of my customers' terds. As a result, when THEY go to a POOP FESTIVAL they really leave their marks and impress the other attendees.

Ahh the memories of the Grand Vienna Spring Poop Festival back in Austria when I was a boy. In those days a boy could be a boy and the Poop was tremendous. Not like these pathetic, commercialized, American Poop Festivals. Yesss. Those were the days.........

3:05 PM  

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