CUISINE

My brother Terrence has an idea for a product called "I Can't Believe I Ate All The Butter" but I don't think it will fly.

MOVIES

In Jerry McGuire, I die laughing every time the black guy says, "Show me the money." More like, show me the money.

HAPPENINGS

The other day I saw these two dogs humping in public like a bunch of perverts.

TV

Those who watches "Desperate Housewives" are desperate housewives themselves.

CUISINE

We ate at Sizzler's the other night and I had probably the best steak I've ever had in this life.

MOTIVATIONAL

Today is one of those days where you wake up, and the world's and your beckon call.

FASHION

OMG! I can't believe some people still have mullets.

TECHNOLOGY

My dad won't let me ride his Segway, but I say "screw him." I'm riding it anyway.

THOUGHTS

I'm glad I didn't follow through with my decision to change my name to Fernando.

MOVIES

There is a god! I just found out that they are making Mrs. Doubtfire 2 and Robin Williams will be up to his old tricks again as the main guy/girl.

POLITICS

Yet another thing to add to the list of things I have a hatred for: AIDS. It is a worldwide epidemic that affects more than just gays.

CUISINE

My brother Terrence said Miracle Whip is what poor people like and I have to agree with him.

THOUGHTS

A friend of mine once pointed out that the problem with mimes is that they are always undressing you with their eyes.

CUISINE

Probably the best part of my morning routine is what happens after I say, "I'll have a McGriddles and a parfait, por favor."

RELIGION

To use the old baseball analogy, sometimes God likes to throw the old curveball at you.

POLITICS

I can't believe George Bush keeps going to his ranch in Crawford.

THOUGHTS

Where my brother Terrence works they put a bowl of dog food labeled "Terrence" by his cubicle. My brother is not a damn dog.

MOVIES

I tell you what, the guy who plays Ron in Harry Potter is a real slag.

CUISINE

My brother's thinking of starting a restaurant called Affordable Burger and I support him.

PSYCHOLOGY

When it comes to eating disorders, the media's to blame.

LITERATURE

All I know is that if you've never read Chicken Soup for the Soul, then your not really that serious about changing your life for the better.

GAYS

I say, "it's none of my business what others do behind closed doors."

THOUGHTS

This is pissing me off that I can't figure out how to change the "About Me" section because I was just experimenting when it put that so just ignore it.

POLITICS

You might as well add terrorism to the list of things I can't stand.

MUSIC

Guilty Pleasure: I LOVE the new Kelly Clarkson song.

CUISINE

The other day I saw a picture of an apple, bacon, and p.b. sandwich. What is the world coming to?

MOVIES

I just saw The Island and I think Scarlett Johnson who plays as the main girl is way fine!!!

THOUGHTS

People are totally going to read my blog.

POLITICS

You know what I've had enough of? George Bush. I'm tired of his crap and can't wait till his out of office.

INTRODUCTION

I have to do this blog for a class. It's not even my idea.