TREATS

If I ever meet the man who invented the caramel apple, I'm gonna say, "Here's to you, gov'nah! Keep them caramel apples a'comin."

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

CUISINE

I never realized this before, but Alfredo is both the name of a person and the name of a sauce.

ARGHHH!

I currently have the biggest headache I've ever had in this life.

BREAKING NEWS

I just found out that my favorite actor Peter Mayhew just become a US citizen.

GAYS

What, they're good enough to plan your wedding but not good enough to have there own?

EDUCATION

I'm supposed to be doing other homework right now but I say "screw that!" Sometimes you have to just let your hair down. This does not mean that I think it's okay to say "yes" to drugs.

MOVIES

Shrek is such a funny ogre. Real ogres typically don't have that good of a sense of humor. I think Shrek HAS to be funny to make up for how ugly he is.

MOVIES

My brother Terrence told me that he's not going to do ANY substance abuse until the the night the new Harry Potter comes out.

MOVIES

I just looked up the black guy in Radio on the internet and his name is Cuba Gooding Jr. and he also plays in Boat Trip which is about a ship full of gays.

WHAT ANIMAL ARE YOU?

My brother Terrence said that if I was an animal I'd be a hedgehog and I hate to say it, but he's right.