Jim's We(b Log)

This blog is what I have to do for my class. I figure if I'm going to do it, why not go all out? If you have a question or some such, you could email me at jimsweblog@gmail.com.

Location: mizzou, United States

Wednesday, August 31, 2005


My brother Terrence has an idea for a product called "I Can't Believe I Ate All The Butter" but I don't think it will fly.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005


In Jerry McGuire, I die laughing every time the black guy says, "Show me the money." More like, show me the money.

Sunday, August 28, 2005


The other day I saw these two dogs humping in public like a bunch of perverts.

Friday, August 26, 2005


Those who watches "Desperate Housewives" are desperate housewives themselves.

Thursday, August 25, 2005


We ate at Sizzler's the other night and I had probably the best steak I've ever had in this life.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005


Today is one of those days where you wake up, and the world's and your beckon call.

Sunday, August 21, 2005


OMG! I can't believe some people still have mullets.

Saturday, August 20, 2005


My dad won't let me ride his Segway, but I say "screw him." I'm riding it anyway.

Friday, August 19, 2005


I'm glad I didn't follow through with my decision to change my name to Fernando.

Monday, August 15, 2005


There is a god! I just found out that they are making Mrs. Doubtfire 2 and Robin Williams will be up to his old tricks again as the main guy/girl.

Friday, August 12, 2005


Yet another thing to add to the list of things I have a hatred for: AIDS. It is a worldwide epidemic that affects more than just gays.


My brother Terrence said Miracle Whip is what poor people like and I have to agree with him.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005


A friend of mine once pointed out that the problem with mimes is that they are always undressing you with their eyes.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005


Probably the best part of my morning routine is what happens after I say, "I'll have a McGriddles and a parfait, por favor."

Monday, August 08, 2005


To use the old baseball analogy, sometimes God likes to throw the old curveball at you.


I can't believe George Bush keeps going to his ranch in Crawford.


Where my brother Terrence works they put a bowl of dog food labeled "Terrence" by his cubicle. My brother is not a damn dog.

Sunday, August 07, 2005


I tell you what, the guy who plays Ron in Harry Potter is a real slag.


My brother's thinking of starting a restaurant called Affordable Burger and I support him.

Friday, August 05, 2005


When it comes to eating disorders, the media's to blame.

Thursday, August 04, 2005


All I know is that if you've never read Chicken Soup for the Soul, then your not really that serious about changing your life for the better.


I say, "it's none of my business what others do behind closed doors."


This is pissing me off that I can't figure out how to change the "About Me" section because I was just experimenting when it put that so just ignore it.


You might as well add terrorism to the list of things I can't stand.


Guilty Pleasure: I LOVE the new Kelly Clarkson song.


The other day I saw a picture of an apple, bacon, and p.b. sandwich. What is the world coming to?


I just saw The Island and I think Scarlett Johnson who plays as the main girl is way fine!!!


People are totally going to read my blog.


You know what I've had enough of? George Bush. I'm tired of his crap and can't wait till his out of office.


I have to do this blog for a class. It's not even my idea.