Jim's We(b Log)

This blog is what I have to do for my class. I figure if I'm going to do it, why not go all out? If you have a question or some such, you could email me at jimsweblog@gmail.com.

Location: mizzou, United States

Tuesday, December 27, 2005


My brother Terrence called me a ham but he's the one whose the ham.


Anonymous dalla said...

fucking terrence.

4:59 PM  
Blogger mimi said...

once a ham, always a ham.

8:10 PM  
Blogger mimi said...

i tell you, ham's really good on christmas though.

8:12 PM  
Blogger Uber Mannlich said...

I just found out that ham is not right for my blood type. I am supposed to eat pretty much no grains, but all meats except for pork products- only the best tasting of all foods. My crummy blood type has been nothing but a curse.

10:33 PM  
Anonymous aporitic said...

With a name like Terrence, he shouldn't be calling anybody names.

I'm just sayin'

7:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Uber, I would have thought that the master race could eat whatever they wanted. No pork sounds a little Kosher to me.

11:25 AM  
Anonymous buck said...

Hey, did anyone get anything good for Christmas?

7:58 AM  
Blogger mimi said...

buck, you're back! i was thinking since "buns of steel" is already taken, you should name your exercise video "cheeks of steel."

9:03 AM  
Anonymous buck said...

I'm leaning towards "Buns of Fun" currently. My producer thinks that that has the edginess that this series will need.

9:44 AM  
Anonymous coal said...

I suspect Buck's real name is Damien.

uber, you should know that the "they blood type diet" is a bunch of b.s.

10:40 AM  
Anonymous Buck said...

What kind of queer name is Damien?

10:53 AM  
Blogger Jim Weed said...

Buck, I'm pretty sure you're name is not Damian. I know a kid Damian that would never call himself Buck.

7:05 PM  
Anonymous buck said...

Thank you kindly Mr. Weed. I don't know why all your peeps keep acusing me of being other people.

For the record, I mentioned earlier that I had a black guy lined up to be in my "Ethnic Dance/Fitness video". That is no longer true. We both work at the McDonalds in Barstow and while he was on smoke break today, he broke into some lady's minivan and an off duty cop saw the whole thing going down so he cleaned his clock. Anyway so if anyone is interested in coming out to sunny Barstow California for the shoot, speak up. Especially if you are Afro-American.



9:47 PM  
Anonymous Mufffy said...

Buck, what is your problem? What low-rent bunch of red knecked nigger-haters taught you to say Afro-American? I guess you think its funny to say that you need a black person in your video? I bet you think its funny to say that black people have afros too. Is that why you say Afro-American? I am an American. If you can't accept that and need to segregate me from your white bread america than you can say black- I am a black American. At least have the decency- if not the class- to say African-American and save your racist nazi jokes for your next Klan meeting.

5:03 PM  
Anonymous Afronso said...

It's not common knowledge, but the "Afro" in Afro-American refers neither to Africa or the hairstyle commonly called "The Afro". It instead refers to an ancient greek demi-god named Afrodonis who was said to have been very good at basketball.

9:57 PM  

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