Jim's We(b Log)

This blog is what I have to do for my class. I figure if I'm going to do it, why not go all out? If you have a question or some such, you could email me at jimsweblog@gmail.com.

Location: mizzou, United States

Friday, December 09, 2005


My brother Terrence and I are not talking right now because he stole my book of free recipies which I would have loaned to him if he would have just asked. Instead, he took it without asking and I damn hate that.


Anonymous mimi said...

you know, jim, if you are not grateful for things, they get taken from you.

10:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with mimi. She sounds hot. Maybe you need to start taking a little responsibility for the part you play in this little conflict.

7:52 PM  
Blogger Uber Mannlich said...

Jimweed, I just noticed all the posts you did about music on the House of Leaf and Lime blog. How do you know so much about music?

3:54 PM  
Anonymous mimi said...

uber mannlich, why does your blog discriminate against non-bloggers? i mean that is rude!

7:37 PM  
Blogger Uber Mannlich said...

I don't know what you mean, mimi. How do I discriminate against non-bloggers? I started a club at the county library with non-bloggers. None of us even knew what a blog was when it started. I am just new to this.

8:46 AM  
Blogger Jim Weed said...

Mimi, half the time I don't know what your talking about when you are lecturing me.

Uber Manlich, I looked on the House of Leaf of Lime blog and I thought it was a rubbish website. It's just a mear coincidence that the Webmaster over there has the same handle as me.

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Book of free recipies? What are you fighting for the pink team or something?

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Coal said...

Dear Anonymous,

You sound hot. And, like a bigot.


The Pink Team

1:13 PM  
Anonymous mimi said...

jim weed, it's just that i used to teach primary for almost a year in queens and talking down to people is now second nature. i don't think the kids knew what i was talking about either. uber mannlich, on your site you can only post a comment if you're a blogger. learn from jim weed. anonymous, instead of "hot" i prefer to be called "lovely" or "wholesome." but thanks anyway.

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coal/Pinky Tuscedero,

You sound gay dude! But I guess that's ok. Didn't we all experiment in college? You know with drugs and stuff.

5:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, anonymous, it turns out you (and your mom?) go to college! What a fake!

9:17 PM  
Blogger Jim Weed said...

Dear Anonymous,

What are we going to do with you?

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I hope you aren't holding all anonymous writers responsible here. You have to understand that there are at least two. The other one is an angry anonymous.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Coal said...

Dear anonymous,

I may have misjudged you. Since there are more than one of you I suggest, if you are a frequent poster, that you just pick a name. You think Coal is my real name?

3:39 PM  
Blogger ANONYMOUS said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there are too many anonymous on this forum. I think there are at least 4. I count Angry Anonymous who seemed to have learned his lesson from the big dog, the new nice anonymous, this new anonymous that makes damaging comments to alternative lifestyle (no way do you judge someone according to their race, color or creed)

Uber, I'm in to lots of music. I can really ham it up when I sing. I'm waiting for clips of the Christmas concert I sang in (touring chorus)to hit the web.

11:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh hey guys. sorry I'm late. what did I miss?

9:50 AM  
Anonymous THE REAL COAL said...

What's up? My real name is Coal - Well my real nickname anyway. My mom calls me Colby but everyone else calls me Coal. But there is some wussy on here who is using Coal too. If I'm gunna start leaving my blog on the weed I'll be known as "THE REAL COAL".

Keepin' it raw, keepin' it real one day at a time.

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think there are only two anonymous writers. One is Angry Anonymous- a faker that writes in as other people and posts hateful and perverse posts. The other is just a regular person that posts as anonymous because it is easier than getting a weblog. I am the latter.

11:09 AM  
Anonymous buck said...

I guess I may as well come clean. I have been writing what mimi refers to as smut, and the other anonymous refers to as angry, foul-mouthed, hateful, etc. Sorry I came across as such a douche bag. I just wanted to have fun making random comments without having to take responsibility for them. I don't really hate gay people, jews or blacks like I implied. I just have a hard time making friends and letting people get to know the real me. I aam sorry if I offended anyone.

8:34 PM  
Anonymous mimi said...

anonymous, tears are falling softly down my face. big hug from afar... do you feel better?

8:46 PM  
Anonymous buck said...

If a second person is going to go by the name Buck, and post lies as if from me, then maybe I will have to change my name to "Charles in Charge".

How do you like them apples?

9:40 PM  
Anonymous buck said...

Yes, mimi, I feel much better now. It is very liberating to admit that I ave been a small, petty man who said mean things about others. I was just speaking out of the anger I felt towards myself for having this empty black hole inside and these small, petty genitalia. There I said it. Each confession makes me feel so strong and free.

9:45 PM  
Anonymous The Buck-man said...

Greetings All,

You know that Russian dance where you're down low, your arms are crossed and you do those energetic kick things? Well, I've been wanting to learn how to do that forever.

Today after my morning routine of Calisthenics, I said to myself "Buck, today's the day! Today's the day!"

I'm telling you the with the right music this thing is a snap!

Anyway, I better get back to my dancing.

Oh and I almost forget. There is an Unclever Anonymous who finally figured out how to post things under an identity other than "anonymous". We are proud of you. Job well done! We will stop calling you "Unclever Anonymous". From hence forth you will be known as "Unclever, Untruthful, Unoriginal, Passive Aggressive and lame Anonymous".

Does anyone know where I can get one of those furry hats?

8:37 AM  
Anonymous mimi said...

those damn russians. why are you trying to learn their dances? better krump or something.

9:35 AM  
Anonymous buck said...


I am developing a workout video that uses ethnic dances as exercise routines.

First, I start off with the highly populoar Macarena as a light warm up, I find that that gets the heart rate up a bit and starts to warm the muscles.

Then I step it up to a greek ethnic dance I saw in a movie once. It involves a lot of high kicking while standing upright. This gives the abs a moderate work out and is quite fun.

Then we move to Brazilian Martial Art/dance known as Capoeira. This is a full body workout that takes a lot of dedication to master- you had better be wearing sweat bands to attempt this and probably had better take your shirt off (if your male).

Then I top it off with the Russian Dance. I was floundering every time a got to the Russian part - until this morning when I nailed it.

Are there any Bulgarian dances that I should know about?

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"the buck man" is either Uber lickmanlips or Coal. this post is just plain sad:

"We will stop calling you "Unclever Anonymous". From hence forth you will be known as "Unclever, Untruthful, Unoriginal, Passive Aggressive and lame Anonymous"."

if you don't have the guts to call anonymous names by using your true identity, then we don't want to hear it.

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Buck said...


Or should I say Unclever Anonymous. I am not that Coal fellow nor am I that German Uber dude.


Don't buck with the BUCK-MAN!


Good News all, It looks like we just picked up a major investor for My Ethnic Dance Workout Video Series. I will keep all of you informed as this thing gets cookin'


I still haven't settled on a name for the series yet so I am totally open for suggestions.

1:17 PM  
Anonymous mimi said...

buck for your butt :)

8:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, buck your butt! LOL!!!

12:29 AM  
Anonymous buck said...

Those are pretty good.

I wanted to call it "Buns of Steel" but I googled that and it's already taken.

I still haven't ruled out "Buck me Slim!" although my mom hates that one. She's working on becoming a Jehova's Witness so she's really religious these days.

Oh I almost forgot, since it is an ethnic dance/workout video, I thought it would be good to have people of different ethnicities in it.

I allready have a black dude to be in it, but if your Mexican, or Chinese or whatever and you want to fly out to Barstow California for a week while we shoot it that would be fantastic.

2:34 AM  
Anonymous mimi said...

Dance: You can do it!
Flashdance 2
Dance with me!
Shall we dance 3
Let's dance!!!
I Want to Sell this Video!
Dance Yourself Thin
Polka Into Shape
A Bunch of Folk Dances
Get Hooked on Dance!
Jump Up and Down: How folk dancing can help you burn calories and lose weight
Linedancing: What on earth is that?
Lose weight the folk way!
That's it folks: what you always wanted to know about folk dancing but were afraid to ask
Kummi, Kolattam: what are these things and how can they help YOU lose weight?
The Timeless Secret of Folk Dancing
The Only Exercise Video You'll Ever Need.
Lose Weight and Have Fun at the Same Time!!!
What Women Want: Men Who Can Folk Dance
Forget the Gym! Folk Dance!
Folk Dancing is FUN!
Lose the Fat -- Make Me a Fat Cat!
Dumbbells are Dumb! Try Folk Dancing!!!
Hop-La! Folk Dancing for the Shape Conscious
The Hop That's Hip: Folk Dancing for Weight Loss and Happiness
Hop the Pounds Away!
Folk for Your Flab: The Time-Tested Technique (TTT)
Hoop-la! Trot Off the Flab!
Bulk vs. Polka
Polka for Your Paunch

7:51 AM  
Anonymous buck said...


I was shocked to to see how long of a list you came up with. It wasn't until I came to the part that said "What Women Want: Men Who Can Folk Dance" that I realized what you were trying to tell me with all of this.

After reading that title and being completely aware of your feelings, I reread your post and found a few more secret messages to me. Among them are "Dance with me!", "Shall we dance", "Let's dance!!!". Could it be any more obvious?

Yes, you can be in my video. And NO the Buck-man is NOT, I repeat "NOT" available.

Do Bulgarians have a ethnic look about them or do they look like normal Americans?

Did I mention we will be shooting in sunny Barstow C A L I F OR N I A ?

8:43 AM  
Anonymous mimi said...

dear buck,
here are some things i'd rather do than folk dance:
walk the streets in search of recyclables
clean the mildew in my bathroom window
go to the dentist
but hey thanks :)

2:57 PM  
Anonymous charlesincharge said...

btw, this one's already taken.

9:39 PM  
Anonymous mimi said...

dear buck,
you should ask santa to bring you a good-looking bulgarian for your video. he'd have to try real hard, but if anybody can do it, santa can.

7:05 AM  

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