COMEDY
I think jokes about Viagra are pretty funny because, you know, boners.
This blog is what I have to do for my class. I figure if I'm going to do it, why not go all out? If you have a question or some such, you could email me at jimsweblog@gmail.com.
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again i must raise a gentle but persistent voice of warning against all things unvirtuous, unlovely and not of good report, such as viagra, "boners" (whatever that is) and sex in general.
viagra also makes you really good at baseball.
I _have_ to agree on this one. There's really only a handful of things which are funnier than boners.
I think viagras are funny and boners are funny. boobs too.
I disagree. There is nothing funny about a boner. Anyone who has ever been plagued by constant ones will agree.
you don't think boners are funny because you are a boner. and you are a boob.
Maybe this is a good time to remind you other anonymous how I am rubber and you are glue. Plus you are a jackhole.
Bea Arthur.
I don't know why people make fun of Bea Arthur. I thought he was funny on Golden Girls.
Hey angry anonymous boner, if you wear a rubber than that's YOUR business, and keep it to yourself. But the fact that you are a boob too...well, that's just BAD business.
Dear other anonymous,
I think you are the one with the angry anonymous boner. Can't you make a nice comment for once? Jackhole.
Sincerely,
anonymous
Maybe you anonymous guys need to go out back and settle this, instead of ruining this lovely blog with hateful and debasing language.
mimi, is there another blog you recommend-- one that is free from arguments about each others erections?
p.s. sorry for the crude language.
Dear Angry,
you are SPECIAL. you are LOVED. you are 2LEGIT. and YOU need to take charge of your happiness. Your bad mood and foul mouth will only keep you UNHAPPY. We can all tell that you are UNHAPPY, but you can be more HAPPY like ME if you work out and get in better shape and stop BLAMING others and act like the buddy you are seeking in vain.
Good luck on you HAPPY BUDDY QUEST!
(also, i post nice things like this post all the time because I am HONEST. I just posted this on another blog: "Hey, y'all! I don't know what you got cookin' but it smells great!")
UBER,
you and MIMI are OK in my book. LOL!!!
Question: your blog is empty.
Answer: let's see what you've got! I am a really good judge of people and I can tell that your blog is going to rock it!
Thanks, Anonymous. My blog is empty now because I am having a hard time deciding what it should be about. I am considering dedicating it to the connection between Michael J. Anderson and the Bodhisattva concept, Don Van Vliet, or maybe to the rusty-spotted cat of Sri Lanka. I am just torn between them. I'd be glad to hear any suggestions.
whoa! that all sounds cool, but I dont know what any of it means! are you in college or something? Hey, your mom goes to college!!! LOL!!!
Hey, we've totally gotten off track. Sorry Jim! (he probably will not mind 'cause I think he's cool like that)
Who would have thought that the mear mention of boners would spark such a curious discussion? Not me.
Anonymous, you sure made a lot of comments.
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