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Thursday, December 29, 2005

MOVIES

I got the Boat Trip DVD for Christmas and let me just say, hilarious.

18 Comments:

Anonymous buck said...

Jim,

with the passing of Mr. Miagi, I recently watched the Karate Kid trilogy in one sitting. It was a treat!

Anywho, I better get back to my jumping jacks.

The Buck-man

12:12 AM  
Anonymous Toaster said...

This is one of those things where the wind blows faster and the weather gets warmer in autumn. So random.

9:57 PM  
Blogger Jim Weed said...

Toaster, are you talking about jumping jacks or Mr. Miagi?

9:59 PM  
Anonymous Toaster said...

I think it's related to Mr. Miagi doing jumping jacks, but we'll never know now that he is dead.

10:09 PM  
Anonymous Toaster said...

Also I think it's important to point out that I could have kicked the Karate Kids ass.

10:10 PM  
Anonymous buck said...

I just stepped on a duck (if you know what I mean, and I think you do!)

I was finishing up some squat thrusts and whammo. good thing I wasn't filming, because my tighties aren't so whitey anymore.

I just glad that I'm man enough to laugh at myself.

The Buck-man

11:15 AM  
Anonymous buck said...

Hows a bout some gggrrreeeaaattt fitness news?

Fitness Guru/Kickboxing Champion, Billy Blank has a brother named Daryl.

It has come to my attention that Daryl originally spawned the idea for Tae Bo and Billy verbally agreed to work on the concept with him for a 50/50 partner split. Daryls first mistake was to not get the agreement in writting because now he has been left penniless.

"Where's the great news?" you might be asking.

Well listen up! While Daryl lost what little savings he had, he was putting on the pounds around his waisteband.

And now thanks to my agent, Daryl has verbally agreed to allow me to be his personal fitness trainer. I am going to dance him back into shape for America to watch in the comfort of their own homes.

Look out Billy Blank, here comes the Buck-man!

PS

Whoever posted the post about stepping on a duck was not the Buck-man. Just some lame immitaion.

1:45 PM  
Blogger Jim Weed said...

Toaster, I hardly think you could take Machio in a fight.

Buck, I love kicking sports, especially Tae Bo.

10:23 PM  
Anonymous toaster said...

Jim,

I'm pretty sure you don't know what you're talking about.

12:48 PM  
Anonymous coal said...

Buck, I'm glad it wasn't you that posted the duck comment. It tarnished your reputation as a Grade A funny man.

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Bjorn said...

I have to admit that I am skeptical about the claims herein re: Daryl Blank. But if they are true: RIGHT ON!

12:17 AM  
Anonymous Buck said...

bjorn, (if that is your real name)

If you are a non-believer, I will make a believer out of you soon enough.

Until then check out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tae_Bo

Check out the second paragraph. It hints at what I have been talking about all along.

Laters,

Buck

11:04 AM  
Anonymous challenger said...

hey Jimlog, I saw a great movie, it was called, "Jim Weed dancing". wow. who knew Jim Weed could move like that?

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ralph Macchio walks like a life sized puppet with a corn cob situated in his John Brown Hind-Parts. How he could have pulled of ANY karate moves...much less the much feared "crane technique" is purely the stuff of cinematic legend. But you gotta hand it to the guy---he does play a VERY CONVINCING SHOWER!!! Memo to BUCK--there are 4 Karate Kid FILMS NOT 3---don't make me go John Kreese on you blood!!!

3:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of movies, I just saw GANDHI on TV a few nights back and it got me thinking---what if you live in INDIA and you are LEFT HANDED?? I think that your whole life would be basically ruined. Follow me here: In INDIA, you NEVER shake hands with your right hand because that is the hand everyone wipes their back side with. Which is fine if you're a RIGHT. But what if you were born a natural LEFTY?? Then the prevailing societal and cultural norms of the county dictate that you have to wipe with your OFF HAND i.e. your RIGHT. This means you are likely not able to be as effective as the natural RIGHTIES are at wiping. So all through life, you smell worse than most others, you can't keep your underpants as clean, your hygene (or in this case Lo-Gene) is not up to snuff, your confidence is shot particularly with the ladies, you probably end up in some DEAD END SOLITARY job because no one wants to work with you which means you make NO MONEY so hiring a wiping service is OUT. Your life sucks and you end up dying a lonely, soiled old loser. OR you could just say "To hell with the Rules" and wipe with your preferred LEFT hand and just Shake with THAT hand as well and DON'T Tell anyone about it. I think that's the route I would take. Your thoughts???

3:48 PM  
Blogger marshall p said...

don't you wipe with your left hand and shake with your right hand?

5:00 PM  
Blogger marshall p said...

"For people shopping for crafted goods in India, here are some tips and insights into cultural customs. As in North America, it is common to shake hands when meeting a craftsman, but only with the right hand. The left hand in India is considered dirty and any offer of it is a grave insult. The left hand must never be used to touch food, pass documents or wave hello or goodbye. In general the left had should be hidden from view as much as possible."
some web-based research to support that last comment.

5:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw the video of Jimbo Weed cutting it up on the dance floor as well. why don't you put it up on the World Wide Web for all your fans, Jim? I certainly would if I could move like that.

2:16 PM  

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