Jim's We(b Log)

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Friday, January 06, 2006

ENTERTAINMENT

Not to brag, but my letter to the editor got published in Cat Fancy.

18 Comments:

Blogger Buck said...

Greeting all,

While I was out on the dance floor last night inventing moves right on the spot, dressed in satin and silk along with my girly, some sad and creepy loner was home alone on a friday night on the internet pretending to be someone far cooler... Me!

This poor sap is up to his old trick of posting crued and lame things as if from me. I think many of us are tired of having this lame and unoriginal prank go on and on including Mr. Weed.

Thank you Mr. Weed for attempting to put an end to all of this nosense. I am glad that people are no longer able to post as anonymous, however this sad little person found a way around that and is posting as "buck" anyway.

To distinguish the Buck-man from this lame imposter, simply click on my name. if it's the real deal, it will show my blog as being "The Buck-man(thebuck-man.blogspot.com). If it's this creepy stay at home alone on the weekend on the internet chubby dude, it will show his blog as being "Bucks blog"

PS

One of the dances I invented last night I am calling "Zany Cat". You make a face like a cat and dance real sexily with your paws out in front of you then crawl around on the floor like a zany mad cat-man.

9:33 AM  
Blogger mimi said...

i think my fancy, like that of every cat, is to be a fancy cat.

1:02 PM  
Blogger jennyfromtheblock said...

Word!

Peace out.

9:46 PM  
Anonymous triste said...

hey buck, couldn't the fake buck just put your name with a link to your website/blog thing? I mean...

10:16 PM  
Blogger The Red Rocker said...

Jim I am from Moscow and am very much enjoy american heavy metal music. I want to start blog sight which speaks to heavy metal listening. Maybe I start normal web sight and no blog sight. I'm not sure which is best. I found your blog sight and looks to me like is very busy not like others. To me it seems youe are doing something extremely and very successful. Will you share secret with the me? I am not Russian spy so you can relax and be safe while you sleep. (ha ha ha as you say)

10:24 PM  
Blogger Buck said...

Hey Triste,

I don't think so. I mean ...

12:12 AM  
Blogger mimi said...

i have nominated this as the funniest blog in america at http://2006.bloggies.com/
you loonies should do the same.

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo Yo Jenny from the Block, Whatchu doin CHICKEN HEAD????

5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How bout that Centerfold spread in this month's Cat Fancy??? That fluffy white little number --- name of "SNOWFLAKE"----her TURN ONS: Good Jamaican Cat Nip, balls of red string, purring and snuggling, and the Readers Letters section of Cat Fancy.
TURN OFFS: Fascist Dogs, Korea (both North and South), Hair Balls, and Dirty Litter Boxes.

5:46 PM  
Blogger Jim Weed said...

buck,

Thanks for the tip on how to tell you apart from the other Buck. I will heed that when I see a comment from you in the future.

The Red Rocker,

I think the secret to this website is that its both light, yet serious. There is wisdom, but also some laughs when I throw in a joke. Variety is the secret. Not just with blogs, but with so many things in life.

mimi,

I appreciate that you nominated my blog for Funniest Blog of 2006. I am keeping my fingers crossed that this blog wins out even though the jokes on here are only occasionally.

6:59 PM  
Blogger Uber Mannlich said...

Jim,

You should put more jokes on your blog so that you will win.

My favorite joke came off a laffy taffy wrapper:

Q: Why is the ocean so ornery?
A: You would be too if you had crabs all over your bottom!

12:20 PM  
Blogger Mufffy said...

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2:10 PM  
Blogger Mufffy said...

Uber, those kinds of jokes won't win any awards!

I knew a lady who had a bad case of crabs on her bottom and in the front on account of having pre-marital sex with a real loser.

If there is one thing that is definately not funny, it's crabs on your bottom!

What is with all of the sexual jokes lately?

2:11 PM  
Blogger Uber Mannlich said...

Muffy, the joke was off a laffy taffy wrapper. It is a joke for little kids, not for gross used underwear sellers. It means the kinds of crabs that have pinchers and lives below the sea- like the guy on Sponge Bob. Not the kind that live in the underwear you sell. Those kinds of crabs don't live in the ocean anyway, so that wouldn't even make sense.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Uber Mannlich said...

Heres another one, Jim:

Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?

A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

I strongly recommend that you see March of the Penguins- especially if you don't get the joke.

3:22 PM  
Anonymous I'm Your Pusher said...

Uber, I am on your side, man. Jokes are just good clean fun. This G rated thread is way cooler than that lame R rated thread on philosophy.

8:11 PM  
Anonymous Benny Hill said...

Doesn't anyone know any funny jokes? No offense, Uber.

Once I walked in on the end of a joke that had everyone in the room in tears. I only heard the punchline, but it sounded pretty funny. It sounds like it may be racist though. Does anyone know the joke that ends with:

A crap happy jappy with a slap happy pappy?

10:13 PM  
Anonymous Brother said...

I don't know the joke that preceeds that punchline, and from the sound of it- I am glad.

pusherman is right though. This blog has gone down hill fast. It is like a trashy cyber singles bar now.

10:41 AM  

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