CONFESSION

When I was a kid I wanted to be Burt Reynolds and now that I'm older, I still want to be him. You can tell he has everything under control.

THANKSGIVING

I refused to eat turkey, not because of my politics, but because I don't want damn bird flu. This led to a lot of contention in the household; my folks just don't get it so I am forced to humor them.

MEMORIES

There use to be this kid in school named Joab who thought he was Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse who was silent, but tough. Truth be told, he was more like a complete idiot than anything.

TELEVISION

You can tell that that kid Talin on The O.C. was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

FASHION

I'm usually not one to splurge, but I have been known to shop at The Gap on occasion.

HALLOWEEN REDUX

I forgot to insert this on my blog earlier but this year for Halloween I was a vampirate.

PSYCHOLOGY

Sometimes life is nothing but a nonstop roast.

CUISINE

If I smell like red curry, its because I spilled some on my outfit this morning.

PSYCHOLOGY

Earlier this week I had depression but it banished as soon as I took some of St. John's Wart.

POLITICS

I want to make some thing clear re: my recent post about hate crimes. I CANNOT STAND THEM. I am tired of others questioning me on my stance on this topic.

POLITICS

Yet another thing to add to the list of things I hate: hate crime.

CUISINE

My friend Pablo has an idea for a seasonal beverage called Big Nog and I think that's about the worst idea ever. (He doesn't know a thing about this website so I can vent about him all I want).

ROLLER BLADES

My blades are back safely in their pouch where I keep them.

FALSE ALARM

I forgot I told my friend she could use my baldes so never mind on them getting stolen. My bad.

FRUSTRATING EVENT

Yesterday my brand new pair of rollerblades were stolen. We're talking $200 blades that I've only used twice. Nothing drives me more batty than needless thieving.