Jim's We(b Log)

This blog is what I have to do for my class. I figure if I'm going to do it, why not go all out? If you have a question or some such, you could email me at jimsweblog@gmail.com.

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Location: mizzou, United States

Saturday, June 28, 2008

TRAVEL

Amsterdam? More like Amsterboring.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

POLITICS

The difference between me and Nancy Grace is that I want answers and she wants justice.

Monday, December 10, 2007

ENTERTAINMENT

No need to see the upcoming movie Penelope because I already know that it proves that it's the inside that counts.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

SCIENCE

You might think 10 million is a high number but it's not if your talking about sperm count.

Monday, May 14, 2007

RELIGION

If Thomas Monson turned into a zombie, I'm certain his moans would still have that storyteller cadence.

Monday, April 09, 2007

TECHNOLOGY

The internet is going to change everything.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

RANDOM STUFF

I have this friend Pablo that looks exactly like a turnip.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

MOVIES

There's a part in Norbit when this fat lady get's in a car crash and her boobs are so big that it's like an airbag that protects her.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

MOVIES

Add Norbitt to your list of "must see" movies.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

MOVIES

I just watched House Boat with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bulloch and it was a pile of crap.

Friday, November 17, 2006

MOVIES

Anyone know what Verne Troyer is up to these days?

Friday, October 27, 2006

ART


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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

PHILOSOPHY

If there is one word I want to capture how I try to live my life, that word would be INTEGRITY.

Friday, October 20, 2006

POLITICS

Al Gore will not make President in the next election because people don't want a virgin in the White House.

Friday, September 29, 2006

TV

The show "24" proves that sometimes you have to take people out.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

CUISINE

I never though I'd say this but I'm getting sick of Hot Pockets.

Monday, September 04, 2006

MOVIES

Nachos is the wrong treat to get when you watch Passion of Christ.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

FASHION

Don't bother trying Axe Body Spray. It doesn't work.

Monday, August 28, 2006

LEISURE

I found out the hard way that your not allowed to bring corn to Hawaii.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

FASHION

For the longest time I thought the Tommy Bahamas label in my shirt said Tommy Bananas.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

MUSIC

My brother Terrence wants to name his band Montecore after the tiger that attacked Siegfried Fishbacher in Las Vegas.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

TV

On Girls Gone Wild there's a scene where this girl (who has obviously gone wild) is skydiving without her top and her boobs are flapping all over the heavens.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

SAYINGS

If it is true that you become what you do, than I would be a level 41 warlock.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

INTERNET

Even though I am still on hiatus, I wanted to share this letter I wrote to the Webmaster at feardotcom.com. I have not received a reply.


Dear Webmaster,

Against my better judgment, I logged on to your site, feardotcom.com. I have to admit, you are running a pretty frightful operation although contrary to your claim that it will be the last website I will ever visit, I have checked my email twice since I first logged on to feardotcom.com.

I am writing you to inform you that I am having difficulty accessing all of the contents of your website. The counter where it says how many hours I have left to live doesn't seem to be working. This is causing me anxiety. As unreliable as websites are wont to be in this digital age, I would think that such petty technical difficulties at a website of your stature would be non-existant. Which makes me wonder, is it a technical difficulty or is there some other reason that it won't tell me how many hours I have left to live?

As far as the rest of the site is concerned, everything else seems to be working pretty good. I particularly thought the Body Game was fun yet harrowing to play.

I would like to submit another query: do you guys use in-house programmers trained in the ways of the Occult or do you outsource web management? I would think in-house, given the fatal nature of your business. While some might take for granted your knowledge of the mysterious ways of the Occult, they should also be aware that you are fluent in the ways of HTML and Flash. Do you guys use Dreamweaver?

Finally, I liked that Udo Kier was in your movie. People don't realize how prolific an actor he is, even in non-vampiric roles. I saw him at Sundance last year. He was there attending the movie Dogville (which should have been called Dogshit) in lieu of the director who could not make it to the United States due to fear of flying. He wore a puffy white snow coat and had a beautiful supermodel in his arm. He is the ultimate German frightmarish character and it was smart to insert him in your movie. I can't help but think that he is also involved heavily in the Occult. Is he?

Sincerely,

J. Weed

P.S. Does your site still kill people if cookies are disabled in their web browsers?

Monday, May 01, 2006

LEISURE

I think that out of all the moves that my friends and I have invented, The Jolly Rancher is still the best one.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

PSYCHOLOGY

I keep having dreams about Gary Busey.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

FANTASY

Oh, that I were a crow.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

FASHION

The Ann Taylor LOFT website is a website full of lies.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

PSYCHOLOGY

I regretted my experiment in "thinking out loud" the moment I asked my friend whether she would go to the poop festival if there was such a thing.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

CUISINE

Except for the opening flash animation, the Carl Buddig website is a disappointment.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

FITNESS

Today I went to the gym where I am able to transform hard work into fitness.

Monday, March 13, 2006

PSYCHOLOGY

We were playing with a ouija board the other night and I asked it some serious questions that only I know the answer to and it was wrong.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

FASHION

Sorry, but the new Kate Spade spring collection is lousy.

Friday, March 03, 2006

MOVIES

Does anyone remember that movie where the main character is just a girl who is asking a guy to like her and he says no but then changes his mind later after his friend calls him a daft prick?

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

CUISINE

Grape is my favorite refreshment and I've had to get use to the fact that they never offer it in restaurants or at the movies.

Monday, February 27, 2006

ECONOMY

The salon where I have been a patron for the last 9 years, Excellent Barber, is going out of business thanks to big companies like Walmart and Home Depot.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

PSYCHOLOGY

I keep having these sex dreams with Morgan Fairchild who I haven't had a crush on for over 5 years and it's really starting to bother my mind.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

MOVIES

I just watched an old movie that Burt Reynolds plays in called Deliverance and if your thinking about watching it, no need.

Monday, February 13, 2006

COMEDY

Knock knock.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

TELEVISION

I can't believe they cancelled Arrested Development because that show is the epitomy of hilarious.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

MOVIES

I am almost finished writing my screenplay I Slept With William Hung but am really struggling with the third act.

Monday, January 30, 2006

CUISINE

For the second time in my life I broke a promise I made to myself to never eat at Fazoli's.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

PSYCHOLOGY

Yesterday I had about the worse headache I've ever had in this life.

Monday, January 23, 2006

THE ARTS

If you've never seen M.C. Escher's work, then you don't know the meaning of trippy.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

FASHION

Today I saw a guy wearing pleated pants and I was like, you don't.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

PHILOSOPHY

Today is one of those days where about the only thing you can do is shrug your shoulders and say "Hakuna matata."

Friday, January 06, 2006

ENTERTAINMENT

Not to brag, but my letter to the editor got published in Cat Fancy.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

PSYCHOLOGY

My friend Emily (who is depressed) told me she bowled a 38 the other night which is horrible and I told her at least it wasn't life that she got a 38 in.

Monday, January 02, 2006

POLITICS

How about this? Good thing we don't have a lady for the president other wise we'd go to war at least once a month! LOL.

Thursday, December 29, 2005

MOVIES

I got the Boat Trip DVD for Christmas and let me just say, hilarious.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

CONFLICT

My brother Terrence called me a ham but he's the one whose the ham.

Monday, December 26, 2005

ENTERTAINMENT

The thing I don't get is why the level designers of on Star Wars: Battlefront II think being lost is fun. Or why the chewbaccas cheat so bad. Or why it takes 90 light years to reload your shotgun. All needless things.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

MERRY CHRISTMAS

I hope "yule" have the best holiday season ever!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

MOVIES

Although Ray Harryhausen would say Jason of the Argonauts is his best piece, I'd part ways with him there and say that Clash of the Titans was his best movie even though I'm no fan of Harry Hamblin or Burgess Meredith.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

THAT TIME OF YEAR

The Christmas season is upon us. In a matter of days, it will be Chritmas Day. I hope all of my close peeps have been doing there shopping ;).

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

MY BLOG

Oh yeah, my class I was doing this blog for is over is why I haven't posted for a good spell. I haven't decided yet of I'm going to keep doing the blog, now that the class is over.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

CUISINE

OMG! My uncle who looks like the man in the moon drinks his buttermilk straight up.

Monday, December 12, 2005

MOVIES

If there's one thing I love it's going to the movies and if there's one thing I hate, it's when I spilled my refreshment all over my lap when I was at the movies last Friday. Arghhh!

Friday, December 09, 2005

CONFLICT

My brother Terrence and I are not talking right now because he stole my book of free recipies which I would have loaned to him if he would have just asked. Instead, he took it without asking and I damn hate that.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

TELEVISION

I've never seen the show Lost so last night when I was watching it with my friends, I was the one who was "lost." LOL!

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

CHRISTMAS

I wonder if yet again my mom is going to do her Christmas shopping at the island of unwanted toys.

Monday, December 05, 2005

COMEDY

I think jokes about Viagra are pretty funny because, you know, boners.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

CONFESSION

When I was a kid I wanted to be Burt Reynolds and now that I'm older, I still want to be him. You can tell he has everything under control.

Monday, November 28, 2005

THANKSGIVING

I refused to eat turkey, not because of my politics, but because I don't want damn bird flu. This led to a lot of contention in the household; my folks just don't get it so I am forced to humor them.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

MEMORIES

There use to be this kid in school named Joab who thought he was Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse who was silent, but tough. Truth be told, he was more like a complete idiot than anything.

Monday, November 21, 2005

TELEVISION

You can tell that that kid Talin on The O.C. was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

Friday, November 18, 2005

FASHION

I'm usually not one to splurge, but I have been known to shop at The Gap on occasion.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

HALLOWEEN REDUX

I forgot to insert this on my blog earlier but this year for Halloween I was a vampirate.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

PSYCHOLOGY

Sometimes life is nothing but a nonstop roast.

Monday, November 14, 2005

CUISINE

If I smell like red curry, its because I spilled some on my outfit this morning.

Friday, November 11, 2005

PSYCHOLOGY

Earlier this week I had depression but it banished as soon as I took some of St. John's Wart.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

POLITICS

I want to make some thing clear re: my recent post about hate crimes. I CANNOT STAND THEM. I am tired of others questioning me on my stance on this topic.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

POLITICS

Yet another thing to add to the list of things I hate: hate crime.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

CUISINE

My friend Pablo has an idea for a seasonal beverage called Big Nog and I think that's about the worst idea ever. (He doesn't know a thing about this website so I can vent about him all I want).

Monday, November 07, 2005

ROLLER BLADES

My blades are back safely in their pouch where I keep them.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

FALSE ALARM

I forgot I told my friend she could use my baldes so never mind on them getting stolen. My bad.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

FRUSTRATING EVENT

Yesterday my brand new pair of rollerblades were stolen. We're talking $200 blades that I've only used twice. Nothing drives me more batty than needless thieving.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

TREATS

If I ever meet the man who invented the caramel apple, I'm gonna say, "Here's to you, gov'nah! Keep them caramel apples a'comin."

Friday, October 28, 2005

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

CUISINE

I never realized this before, but Alfredo is both the name of a person and the name of a sauce.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

ARGHHH!

I currently have the biggest headache I've ever had in this life.

Friday, October 14, 2005

BREAKING NEWS

I just found out that my favorite actor Peter Mayhew just become a US citizen.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

GAYS

What, they're good enough to plan your wedding but not good enough to have there own?

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

EDUCATION

I'm supposed to be doing other homework right now but I say "screw that!" Sometimes you have to just let your hair down. This does not mean that I think it's okay to say "yes" to drugs.

Monday, October 10, 2005

MOVIES

Shrek is such a funny ogre. Real ogres typically don't have that good of a sense of humor. I think Shrek HAS to be funny to make up for how ugly he is.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

MOVIES

My brother Terrence told me that he's not going to do ANY substance abuse until the the night the new Harry Potter comes out.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

MOVIES

I just looked up the black guy in Radio on the internet and his name is Cuba Gooding Jr. and he also plays in Boat Trip which is about a ship full of gays.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

WHAT ANIMAL ARE YOU?



My brother Terrence said that if I was an animal I'd be a hedgehog and I hate to say it, but he's right.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

TV

My childhood crush on Tina Yothers ended when she played the titular role in Spunk: The Tonya Harding Story.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

MOVIES

I never cry in movies but the black guy's performance in Radio was so money that I lost it. I can hardly fathom that he is not handicap in real life.

Monday, September 19, 2005

RELIGION

And God spoke, "Are we having fun yet?" LOL.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

MOVIES

Does anyone know if Christopher Columbus (the director, not the Captain of the Sea) has directed anything since Patch Adams and Bicentenniel Man?

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

LEISURE

If anyone knows how to play "Human Bingo," please let me know quick.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

CUISINE

Two Words: Olive Garden.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

MUSIC

I just spent the past 4 hours discovering Josh Groban and let's just say that I now what all of the hullaballoo is about. AMAZING!

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

LEISURE

Nothing drives me more crazy in the world of gaming than when I am compelled to utter the following four words: "You sank my battleship."

Thursday, September 01, 2005

POLITICS

Freedom is more than just a word.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

CUISINE

My brother Terrence has an idea for a product called "I Can't Believe I Ate All The Butter" but I don't think it will fly.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

MOVIES

In Jerry McGuire, I die laughing every time the black guy says, "Show me the money." More like, show me the money.

Sunday, August 28, 2005

HAPPENINGS

The other day I saw these two dogs humping in public like a bunch of perverts.

Friday, August 26, 2005

TV

Those who watches "Desperate Housewives" are desperate housewives themselves.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

CUISINE

We ate at Sizzler's the other night and I had probably the best steak I've ever had in this life.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

MOTIVATIONAL

Today is one of those days where you wake up, and the world's and your beckon call.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

FASHION

OMG! I can't believe some people still have mullets.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

TECHNOLOGY

My dad won't let me ride his Segway, but I say "screw him." I'm riding it anyway.

Friday, August 19, 2005

THOUGHTS

I'm glad I didn't follow through with my decision to change my name to Fernando.

Monday, August 15, 2005

MOVIES

There is a god! I just found out that they are making Mrs. Doubtfire 2 and Robin Williams will be up to his old tricks again as the main guy/girl.

Friday, August 12, 2005

POLITICS

Yet another thing to add to the list of things I have a hatred for: AIDS. It is a worldwide epidemic that affects more than just gays.

CUISINE

My brother Terrence said Miracle Whip is what poor people like and I have to agree with him.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

THOUGHTS

A friend of mine once pointed out that the problem with mimes is that they are always undressing you with their eyes.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

CUISINE

Probably the best part of my morning routine is what happens after I say, "I'll have a McGriddles and a parfait, por favor."

Monday, August 08, 2005

RELIGION

To use the old baseball analogy, sometimes God likes to throw the old curveball at you.

POLITICS

I can't believe George Bush keeps going to his ranch in Crawford.

THOUGHTS

Where my brother Terrence works they put a bowl of dog food labeled "Terrence" by his cubicle. My brother is not a damn dog.

Sunday, August 07, 2005

MOVIES

I tell you what, the guy who plays Ron in Harry Potter is a real slag.

CUISINE

My brother's thinking of starting a restaurant called Affordable Burger and I support him.

Friday, August 05, 2005

PSYCHOLOGY

When it comes to eating disorders, the media's to blame.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

LITERATURE

All I know is that if you've never read Chicken Soup for the Soul, then your not really that serious about changing your life for the better.

GAYS

I say, "it's none of my business what others do behind closed doors."

THOUGHTS

This is pissing me off that I can't figure out how to change the "About Me" section because I was just experimenting when it put that so just ignore it.

POLITICS

You might as well add terrorism to the list of things I can't stand.

MUSIC

Guilty Pleasure: I LOVE the new Kelly Clarkson song.

CUISINE

The other day I saw a picture of an apple, bacon, and p.b. sandwich. What is the world coming to?

MOVIES

I just saw The Island and I think Scarlett Johnson who plays as the main girl is way fine!!!

THOUGHTS

People are totally going to read my blog.

POLITICS

You know what I've had enough of? George Bush. I'm tired of his crap and can't wait till his out of office.

INTRODUCTION

I have to do this blog for a class. It's not even my idea.